My mom wasn't a pirate. And I'm fine. She said she was worried but she saw me on the network. [ He puts everything back in the fridge. ] No cutlass accidents. [ A beat. ] Cutlass?
[ Bringing the plates avec sandwiches over to the table. He'll take a seat, opening the bag of chips and taking a handful out. Yes, he has manners. What are you talking about? ]
... Kissing. [ That's all he says. He picks up his sandwich. Oh, this is totally a delicate way of getting into it. ] Have you and Derek ever kissed? [ Taking a bite. ]
[ Question is, is this joking from his complete shock and, how could you ever, or, hey how did you just hit the nail on the head? ] Curses. That's what mistletoe does. You lived with him. It had to have happened?
You make leaps in your head that make no sense to anyone else, ever. [ It's not an answer, he knows it's not an answer. But his best friend is a werewolf and he can't lie outright. So he needs to stay calm, to not think about how this is actually the opposite of what he wants.
If he makes him answer, he'll say yes. Curses, right? ]
You had everyone out of the entire City and you chose Derek. [ But there's a way he can get around this, right? ] Yeah, we did. It wasn't a big deal. Christmas was ages ago. [ Blah, blah, black. ]
It won't be weird. [ She always tried to look after him back in Beacon Hills. The answer suffices. Scott's ultimate conclusion doesn't matter in the end. If something is going on - and thanks to his mom, he still suspects there is - it's Stiles' business. And if he confirms it, Scot'll have to lie to his mom. And then his mom will say something to Derek. As far as Scott can tell - and even back in Beacon Hills - Derek has Stiles' back. ] But, I get it. She does, too. She doesn't like it.
It's just - your mom is here Scott. I don't think I can ... [ He should just do this. It's not out of an allegiance to Derek, not really. He likes living with Derek but. ] I've been home maybe twice. It feels like I haven't seen my dad in a year even with that. I don't think I can do the whole family thing.
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My mom wasn't a pirate. And I'm fine. She said she was worried but she saw me on the network. [ He puts everything back in the fridge. ] No cutlass accidents. [ A beat. ] Cutlass?
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I'm glad you didn't stab yourself, bro.
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[ Bringing the plates avec sandwiches over to the table. He'll take a seat, opening the bag of chips and taking a handful out. Yes, he has manners. What are you talking about? ]
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I wanted Isaac to steal me a boat but he said no.
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i swore i had tagged this back
alas
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If he makes him answer, he'll say yes. Curses, right? ]
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Is it that big of a leap? [ Besides. ] Why would it be a big deal? It's a curse, right?
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You had everyone out of the entire City and you chose Derek. [ But there's a way he can get around this, right? ] Yeah, we did. It wasn't a big deal. Christmas was ages ago. [ Blah, blah, black. ]
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Because you're living with him. Accidents happen close to home, right? So, he'll be involved in a lot of curses with you.
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Yeah, there's like, no hard feelings? It's just weird. I'm used to the forest and I'm used to - to being by myself? Nothing's changed. Not between us.
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I can look after myself, y'know? And your mom'll only try to look after me and it'll be weird.
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It's just - your mom is here Scott. I don't think I can ... [ He should just do this. It's not out of an allegiance to Derek, not really. He likes living with Derek but. ] I've been home maybe twice. It feels like I haven't seen my dad in a year even with that. I don't think I can do the whole family thing.
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I'm sorry he's not here, Stiles.
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changing formats like a boss
omg sorry do you want me to skip back it's all the different types i get mixed up
i'm easy
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