→ there's just a few things I think that you should know

[studmuffin]

☎ Call
☏ Text
✉ Email
✔ Voicemail

Comments

[brobeforehos]

Hey, you don't call me everyday but I still come running just as soon as you summon me. What's with the attitude, you'd think I dumped you or something.

[studmuffin]

WOW FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.

[brobeforehos]

BLOODY FUCKING HELL, TINK, WHAT DID I DO?

[studmuffin]

Mae?

[brobeforehos]

No, your fucking left FOOT, who else?!

[studmuffin]

WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME FROM DEREK'S PHONE????

[ Suspicion and maybe a tiny bit of jealousy??? ]

[brobeforehos]

STOP TEXT SHOUTING AT ME, I'M NOT???

[studmuffin]

check it jfc. its dereks

[ Good thing he never sent those half a billion texts to Derek begging him to take him back! ]

[brobeforehos]

No, it's my phone, it looks the same as my phone. Why would I even have Derek's phone?

[studmuffin]

I haven't changed his number in my phone. just check the texts or something god.

[brobeforehos]

WHY HAVE I GOT DEREK'S PHONE??

[studmuffin]

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!

[brobeforehos]

Ok but that was one of the worst texting conversations we've ever had.

[studmuffin]

i thought you were him.

[ HE'S COPING! ]

[brobeforehos]

Yeah, I can see why you'd want to punch me in the dick. Just - uhm, don't?

[studmuffin]

i don't want to punch anyone in the dick.

1/2

[brobeforehos]

Good. Better. Violence is bad.

Hey does it look weird to get that from this phone?

[brobeforehos]

Violence is bad. Don't do drugs, kids.

[studmuffin]

is it any wonder i was so weirded out?? quit it

[brobeforehos]

You're not seeing the golden opportunity here.

[studmuffin]

Don't do the thing.

[brobeforehos]

[studmuffin]

He'll kill you.

[brobeforehos]

I'm deleting this conversation before I hand it to him, jeez.

[studmuffin]

you better.