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Ok but that was one of the worst texting conversations we've ever had.

i thought you were him.

[ HE'S COPING! ]

Yeah, I can see why you'd want to punch me in the dick. Just - uhm, don't?

i don't want to punch anyone in the dick.

Good. Better. Violence is bad.

Hey does it look weird to get that from this phone?

Violence is bad. Don't do drugs, kids.

is it any wonder i was so weirded out?? quit it

You're not seeing the golden opportunity here.

Don't do the thing.

He'll kill you.

I'm deleting this conversation before I hand it to him, jeez.

you better.

Uh of COURSE? I have to, given everything. Okay, I better summon the wolf.

GOOD LUCK !!!!!