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Shut up.

[This is pathetic. Derek takes Stiles' hand and puts it on one breast]

Hey, no.

[ Yanking his hand away as though burned. ] I'm not saying just to get your sympathy, dude. [ He's not using Derek. Too many people have. ]

You're kidding.

[Snort.]

[ Crossing his arms and glaring at Derek. ]

You look great, sure. But if you're just doing that out of pity than that's gross.

Do you think I get you off out of pity?

[ Pause.

Maybe. ] No?

[SNORT]

I don't pity you, Stiles.

Edited 2013-05-26 09:21 (UTC)

Well, that's good. [ He's just casually trying to work out if there's anything about this new body that reminds him of Derek. ]

That would totally suck.

I need to get my body back.

Dude, it's not gonna happen. You'll just have to ride the curse out.

[Ugh. He stands up and heads for the kitchen but-]

How do women handle-

Stiles.

[Oh, no.]

[ Innocent face. ]

What's up?

Bra.

No, Stiles. Sti-les.

No, you idiot, I need one-

Urgh, where the hell is Erica when I need her around?

[ Speculative. ]

I was helping Penny sort out clothes a few weeks back. There's a store of them down in the welcome center. I'm sure there are y'know, bras there and stuff.

So you're saying you'll get some for me?

Sure.

[ What, he's a good not-boyfriend-stockholm-syndrome-guy. ] I'd have to guess the - [ Miming a handful of breasts in front of his chest. ] But I could totally go and look.

[He takes Stiles hands and puts them on his chest, to cup]

Guess.

[ He almost trips in shock, a flush spreading across his cheeks and then his neck. Derek's still a little taller and Stiles ... is no longer thinking of helping out. ]

Cheat.