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[femaleofthespecies]

No, you idiot, I need one-

Urgh, where the hell is Erica when I need her around?

[studmuffin]

[ Speculative. ]

I was helping Penny sort out clothes a few weeks back. There's a store of them down in the welcome center. I'm sure there are y'know, bras there and stuff.

[femaleofthespecies]

So you're saying you'll get some for me?

[studmuffin]

Sure.

[ What, he's a good not-boyfriend-stockholm-syndrome-guy. ] I'd have to guess the - [ Miming a handful of breasts in front of his chest. ] But I could totally go and look.

[femaleofthespecies]

[He takes Stiles hands and puts them on his chest, to cup]

Guess.

[studmuffin]

[ He almost trips in shock, a flush spreading across his cheeks and then his neck. Derek's still a little taller and Stiles ... is no longer thinking of helping out. ]

Cheat.

[femaleofthespecies]

[He rolls his eyes]

Focus.

[studmuffin]

What am I supposed to do? Feel all the bras up and get a creepy reputation?

[ He's focusing on his lust. ]

[femaleofthespecies]

You already have one of those, considering the room you lived in.

[studmuffin]

Hey, only you think that makes me creepy.

[femaleofthespecies]

And Isaac.

[studmuffin]

Which still doesn't make it universal!