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[studmuffin]

[ He makes a noise like he's been dreading the question and buries his face in her pillow. ]

Fine, you?

[brobeforehos]

Hn. [She shrugs a little, and goes on treating him like he's her teddy bear for a few minutes longer if she can get away with it. Thinking about it just makes her angry, and then sad, and then angry and sad simultaneously and she's not going to cry or smash plates. So.]

[studmuffin]

[ Lifting his head to look at her. ]

It's okay if you're not.

[brobeforehos]

[She finds herself blinking fast, shrugging once before turning her head to hide her face in the pillow. It doesn't seem fair, somehow, that she'd take it worse.]

You'd think with all the hot makeouts I had yesterday, I wouldn't focus on the three that make me want to throw plates at walls...

[studmuffin]

It's not as great when you get it, is it?

[ His Saya/Chase romance has made him feel a little weird. ]

[brobeforehos]

Maybe it's proof it should come from the right sources.

[studmuffin]

You're probably right.

[ He didn't have fun. The only kiss that left him feeling okay was the one that didn't really count considering he's laying in her bed right now. Everything else felt fractured and strange. ]

[brobeforehos]

[How does it not count if he's laying in her bed, Stiles the way your mind works isn't normal. Your canon ruins romance for teenagers.]

So consider the moral of the story - a lesson in not being in such a hurry to get laid, maybe?

[studmuffin]

[ Don't judge him. ]

Yeah, yeah. I'll be a forty year old virgin some more.

[brobeforehos]

I'll rescue you before then.

[studmuffin]

You're all heart.

We totally need someone to bring us breakfast.

[brobeforehos]

That's what everyone says when they meet me. Oh, Mae you are all heart.

[studmuffin]

I thought you were an asshole. [ He laughs and grins and it's all teasing. When they first met it was a mutually beneficial snarkfest. ]

[brobeforehos]

[Hold on, this is news and she has to pull back with indignation and gasping in the middle.] What? I was charming!

[studmuffin]

You were a jerk, I was a jerk. It was great.

[ Mae don't you understand how quick he is to like sarcastic people? ]

[brobeforehos]

Well, I agree with two of those statements.

[studmuffin]

Awh, am I ruining the special nature of our first meeting, Ashton?

[brobeforehos]

I was helpful and sweet, the anti-jerk. You just have your mind on permanent jerk state.

[studmuffin]

This is the second time today when you're probably right.

[ He rolls over on to his back. ] Can't help it.

[brobeforehos]

Ready yourself for more. [She's often right. :>]

You say that, but we're being very prim and proper currently.

[studmuffin]

No, I don't want to. The world is topsy turvy, stop making sense.

[ Eyeing her. ] If you're trying to seduce me it usually takes food.

[brobeforehos]

[She snorts.] If you're waiting for me to seduce you through food, we're never getting anywhere. Doomed from the start.

[studmuffin]

This isn't the fairytale you're looking for.

[brobeforehos]

Your fairytales would be r-rated, to be honest.

[studmuffin]

Yeah, you're probably right about that.