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[ Don't judge him. ]

Yeah, yeah. I'll be a forty year old virgin some more.

I'll rescue you before then.

You're all heart.

We totally need someone to bring us breakfast.

That's what everyone says when they meet me. Oh, Mae you are all heart.

I thought you were an asshole. [ He laughs and grins and it's all teasing. When they first met it was a mutually beneficial snarkfest. ]

[Hold on, this is news and she has to pull back with indignation and gasping in the middle.] What? I was charming!

You were a jerk, I was a jerk. It was great.

[ Mae don't you understand how quick he is to like sarcastic people? ]

Well, I agree with two of those statements.

Awh, am I ruining the special nature of our first meeting, Ashton?

I was helpful and sweet, the anti-jerk. You just have your mind on permanent jerk state.

This is the second time today when you're probably right.

[ He rolls over on to his back. ] Can't help it.

Ready yourself for more. [She's often right. :>]

You say that, but we're being very prim and proper currently.

No, I don't want to. The world is topsy turvy, stop making sense.

[ Eyeing her. ] If you're trying to seduce me it usually takes food.

[She snorts.] If you're waiting for me to seduce you through food, we're never getting anywhere. Doomed from the start.

This isn't the fairytale you're looking for.

Your fairytales would be r-rated, to be honest.

Yeah, you're probably right about that.