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[lupusalpha]

Charming.

[But he's almost laughing, so]

[studmuffin]

We have palpable sexual tension. [ He's mostly joking, trying to get Derek to laugh. ] Danny totally thinks so.

[lupusalpha]

Right, because Danny is a great judge of our sexual tension.

[studmuffin]

Well, I could say Matt but thinking about him makes me want to stick Popsicle sticks in my eyes.

[lupusalpha]

[A cranky, growly noise]

[studmuffin]

[ He laughs though, pleased despite everything. ]

Cute.

[lupusalpha]

Cute?

[studmuffin]

You're cute.

[ Stretching his legs out in front of him. ] You like to pretend you're not but you're totally just a cranky puppy.

[lupusalpha]

Excuse me?

[Oh now he sounds displeased.]

[studmuffin]

[ :C ]

Don't break the I have a boyfriend glow.

[lupusalpha]

[He just goes quiet. Glow away, Stiles.]

[studmuffin]

[ Heavy leaning. And because he can't help but push his luck. ]

So does that mean we can have sex now?

[lupusalpha]

I forgot how obsessed you are.

[studmuffin]

I wore you down about the boyfriend thing, if I keep going eventually you're going to snap and ravage me.

[lupusalpha]

Ravage?

You're a virgin, Stiles. Unless you count the time you were cursed.

[studmuffin]

[ Hooking an arm over his shoulder. ]

I could not be a virgin!

[lupusalpha]

Are you not a virgin?

[studmuffin]

No, I mean we could do something about that.

[lupusalpha]

Not yet.

[He says, calmly.]

[studmuffin]

[ Something twists heady in his stomach. ]

I'm going to take that positively.

[lupusalpha]

I might make you wait until you're 18.

[studmuffin]

[ AN ACTUAL WHINE. ]

No.

[lupusalpha]

Why not?

[studmuffin]

Because I'm dying here.

[lupusalpha]

[He doesn't reply. This is actually kind of entertaining]