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[studmuffin]

[ Heavy leaning. And because he can't help but push his luck. ]

So does that mean we can have sex now?

[lupusalpha]

I forgot how obsessed you are.

[studmuffin]

I wore you down about the boyfriend thing, if I keep going eventually you're going to snap and ravage me.

[lupusalpha]

Ravage?

You're a virgin, Stiles. Unless you count the time you were cursed.

[studmuffin]

[ Hooking an arm over his shoulder. ]

I could not be a virgin!

[lupusalpha]

Are you not a virgin?

[studmuffin]

No, I mean we could do something about that.

[lupusalpha]

Not yet.

[He says, calmly.]

[studmuffin]

[ Something twists heady in his stomach. ]

I'm going to take that positively.

[lupusalpha]

I might make you wait until you're 18.

[studmuffin]

[ AN ACTUAL WHINE. ]

No.

[lupusalpha]

Why not?

[studmuffin]

Because I'm dying here.

[lupusalpha]

[He doesn't reply. This is actually kind of entertaining]

[studmuffin]

[ Thwacking him in the chest. ]

You are perfectly sculptured and the things I would do to and/or with you are probably illegal. [ Eyebrow wriggle - he wouldn't push this if it genuinely upset Derek. ] What's one more law?

[lupusalpha]

Probably illegal?

What were you thinking, of making a snuff film?

[studmuffin]

No.

[ Stiles' hand stays on his chest, his eyes thoughtful. ] Just, you're really hot.

[lupusalpha]

Yeah, you keep saying that.

[studmuffin]

It's true. I've given myself sprain thinking about you.

[ TMI? Je ne regrette rien. ]

[lupusalpha]

You masturbate while thinking about me.

[studmuffin]

[ He grins and it's stupid and ridiculous. ]

You're the cause of my frustration.

[lupusalpha]

[He just rolls his eyes]

Great.

[studmuffin]

Maybe a little self-love would cheer you up, buddy.

[lupusalpha]

I take care of myself well enough.

[studmuffin]

[ Well now he's thinking about that. ]