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[accidentalfugitive]

I know, that's the excuse. Derek says if I give you a self defence lesson I can skip training AND we can go to the beach. So get your ass out of bed.

[studmuffin]

[ Throwing the covers back only far enough for his head to be seen, a bleary eyed and confused expression written right over his face. ]

No.

[ Pause. ] No. Non. Nein.

[accidentalfugitive]

It'll be good! You have something to do that doesn't involve making awkward small talk with Derek, I don't get thrown into trees and we get to go to the beach. Triple win, come on!

[He gives a long sigh...



...and steals Stiles' covers]

[studmuffin]

[ He flails, can't help it, hands already trying to seek out his sheets again. His Charmander shirt is maybe something to do with that.

But hey, if you're not down with Pokémon, you're not down with Stiles. ]

Dude, asshole, much?

[accidentalfugitive]

[Isaac snorts] Charmander? Really? [But the fact that he knows which one it is probably says something]

Whatever, get up already, I'm bored.

[studmuffin]

Charmander could kick your little werewolf ass.

[ Huffing. ] Fine, but can I take a piss and get coffee first, oh god, this is not boot camp.

[accidentalfugitive]

No chance, Charmander's tiny. I could sit on the guy.

[He's rolling his eyes at you] Obviously, get dressed and meet me outside?

[studmuffin]

[ Muttering as he walks away. Why oh why does he get stuck with Derek's cast-off puppies? But he does what's asked of him anyway, boiling water while he wanders into the bathroom to get washed up and changed.

He's out ten minutes later, clutching a mug of coffee like a lifeline and squinting at the sun. ] Ugh, this sucks.

[accidentalfugitive]

[Isaac would very much resent being referred to as a 'cast-off puppy' just so you know.]

Don't care, you need to learn some self defence and I want to go to the beach.

[studmuffin]

Why do I need to learn self-defence? [ He's only going to forget it the minute they leave this place, and he's probably unlikely to get hit by anything while they are here. ]

Can't we just pretend we did?

[accidentalfugitive]

In case someone tries to beat you up maybe?

Yeah, great plan. Let's try and lie to Derek. Idiot.

[studmuffin]

The only people who use extreme force around me are you and Derek.

[ Huff. ]

[accidentalfugitive]

We don't use extreme force, stop exaggerating. Here this way you get to try and punch me without me being able to get mad for it.

[studmuffin]

I'm probably going to break my hand on your face, bro.