No. Oh my god. [ Yes. No. Yes. No. ] I gave my heart to a girl like that in third grade, and look - [ Rolling up his sleeve to show Clint a scar on his elbow. ] Her Barbie.
[ Lifting Fury up so he can lick Stiles face while the boy himself ends up on the floor cross-legged. ] And I missed you Mr. Furious.
She did voodoo on you? [ Examining the scar as he hands over a can of coke. ] What a bitch.
[ Throwing some cushions onto the floor, he joins him down there, legs out in front of him and resting back on his hands, watching the two of them with a stupid smile on his face. ]
You're lucky to survive. Those heels are something else. Bet you never stole her crayons again did you?
[ Lazily stretching forward, scooping a handful up. ] Guitar Hero, Lego Batman, Resident Evil. [ Dragging some more closer with a socked foot. ] Anything hitting the spot?
Nope. [ Grinning. ] Well, unless I wanted to get her attention.
[ Contemplative. ] Either Guitar Hero or Lego Batman, because they're two player. If we're doing Batman though I refuse to be Robin. I live a life of Robin.
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[ Lifting Fury up so he can lick Stiles face while the boy himself ends up on the floor cross-legged. ] And I missed you Mr. Furious.
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[ Throwing some cushions onto the floor, he joins him down there, legs out in front of him and resting back on his hands, watching the two of them with a stupid smile on his face. ]
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[ Stroking Fury's ears because he can. ] So what games have you got?
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[ Lazily stretching forward, scooping a handful up. ] Guitar Hero, Lego Batman, Resident Evil. [ Dragging some more closer with a socked foot. ] Anything hitting the spot?
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[ Contemplative. ] Either Guitar Hero or Lego Batman, because they're two player. If we're doing Batman though I refuse to be Robin. I live a life of Robin.
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[ He considers this and then shrugs. ] I'll take one for the team. [ Pulling it out of the box, he slides it in and loads it up. ]
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[ Grinning. It's a small victory, but he just can't help himself. He hates being the sidekick all the time. ]