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I thought you were an asshole. [ He laughs and grins and it's all teasing. When they first met it was a mutually beneficial snarkfest. ]

[Hold on, this is news and she has to pull back with indignation and gasping in the middle.] What? I was charming!

You were a jerk, I was a jerk. It was great.

[ Mae don't you understand how quick he is to like sarcastic people? ]

Well, I agree with two of those statements.

Awh, am I ruining the special nature of our first meeting, Ashton?

I was helpful and sweet, the anti-jerk. You just have your mind on permanent jerk state.

This is the second time today when you're probably right.

[ He rolls over on to his back. ] Can't help it.

Ready yourself for more. [She's often right. :>]

You say that, but we're being very prim and proper currently.

No, I don't want to. The world is topsy turvy, stop making sense.

[ Eyeing her. ] If you're trying to seduce me it usually takes food.

[She snorts.] If you're waiting for me to seduce you through food, we're never getting anywhere. Doomed from the start.

This isn't the fairytale you're looking for.

Your fairytales would be r-rated, to be honest.

Yeah, you're probably right about that.