→ there's just a few things I think that you should know

[studmuffin]

☎ Call
☏ Text
✉ Email
✔ Voicemail

Comments

text; 1/3 (12/12)

[brobeforehos]

I'm talking to the tooth fairy.

text; 2/3 (12/12)

[brobeforehos]

She goes by Toothiana.

text; 3/3 (12/12)

[brobeforehos]

Santa IS real.

1/2

[studmuffin]

what is it with you and fairies, mavis?

2/2

[studmuffin]

well then i'm fucked. i haven't been a good boy this year.

[brobeforehos]

Can you please not talk about sex while we're discussing Santa.

[studmuffin]

you're the one who jumped to sex. i meant the lying and the breaking and entering w o w.

[ He probably did mean the sex. ]

1/3

[brobeforehos]

Stiles.

[brobeforehos]

Stiles, come on.

[brobeforehos]

Not literally*

[studmuffin]

you've been my friend too long. everything has a double meaning now.

[brobeforehos]

Disappointed you didn't call it innuendo.

[studmuffin]

in your endo.

[brobeforehos]

I'm proud of you.

[studmuffin]

I'd like to thank the internet for its services through my teenage years.