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definitely dating progress, right?

im ttly proud of u

great

u need stuff off the internet just let me kno

wait what?!</font?

guidelines for the sex

dude you've never even had sex.... i'm sure I'll figure it out.

hey i have watched a lot of porn !!!!!

dude i watch porn too, i'll figure it out.

dont give me 2 many details!

i won't. maybe i'll be able to give you advice when i'm done

how abt u just tell derek 2man up and fuck me??

i'll text him right now, direct quote

WHEN I DISAPPEAR JUST REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED

Dude tried to get you some. he threatened to break all of my fingers, on your own =/

WHAT DID YOU DO?????

I DID WHAT YOU SAID?! TOLD HIM TO MAN UP AND FUCK YOU.

im gonna kill u

get in line

DEREK SAID HE'S NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW !!!!!!!!! I H8 U !!!!!!!!!!!

wow oops? thats kinda the opposite of what i wanted

i am so unimpressed rn dude.

kinda can't blame me? not my fault your boyfriend sucks at sex-urges!!!

well CLEARLY he has them. just not 4 me.

that sucks. :(

studmuffin - 2013-09-22 21:20 (UTC) - Expand