→ there's just a few things I think that you should know

[studmuffin]

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Comments

[studmuffin]

You should do it more often. I mean with me. Don't make out with anyone else.

[lupusalpha]

I don't have a lot of options.

[studmuffin]

[ Punching him. ]

Hey.

[lupusalpha]

[He just looks down at where he was punched]

We need to get you a baseball bat.

[studmuffin]

Why?

[lupusalpha]

Because the idea of something attacking you and you using your pathetic fists to fight it off isn't really appealing to me.

[studmuffin]

I will punch you in the dick.

[ Derek Hale. ] Besides, I have a gun.

[lupusalpha]

No, you won't.

[studmuffin]

[ He makes a fist. ]

So will.

[lupusalpha]

[He gives Stiles a look.]

[studmuffin]

Okay fine, I won't punch you in the dick. If I'm getting all up in your junk then it has to be sexy.

[lupusalpha]

[He stands up and starts towards the door]

Yeah you're not actually going to see anything.

[studmuffin]

[ Yelling after him. ]

You're a terrible boyfriend.

[lupusalpha]

[Derek uses ignore! It is super effective.]