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[studmuffin]

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text; pictures of cats everywhere

[brobeforehos]

Nice try, Tinkerbell. I didn't want to intrude on bro time.

text; the grumpy cat especially.

[studmuffin]

it's not bro time if like 238596 people are invited. you have to come stop me from killign every1.

text; 'is this derek'

[brobeforehos]

Why would you be killing everyone?

text; then they laugh into the night and he's like what.

[studmuffin]

star was is srs bsns

text; new codename for derek is grumpy cat

[brobeforehos]

So I'm supposed to behave myself?

text; the grumpy cat is in the trees.

[studmuffin]

a little light mocking is ok. people who hate the films because geek isn'tcool though. imma eatthem.

text; does he land on his feet

[brobeforehos]

I'll pass you the salt.

text; he can land on stiles if he has to.

[studmuffin]

see that's why i need you there

text; that escalated quickly

[brobeforehos]

Because I feed your cannibalistic tendencies?

text; everything about stiles is quick

[studmuffin]

you'd think it would be d but no. i eat people.

text; that can be fixed

[brobeforehos]

Is that meant to imply I'm not people?

text; ooh, mavis.

[studmuffin]

nah. derek's your surly buddy now. ur in his sphere. he'd kill me. ]

text; don't call her mavis for the love of god

[brobeforehos]

Your jealousy is very unfounded, I'm sure I'm only tolerated by proxy.

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[studmuffin]

im not jealous. why would i be? :(

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[brobeforehos]

Your text read so.

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[studmuffin]

stop inferring things from my texts yo

[ He's kidding! ]

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[brobeforehos]

If I did that, I'd have to understand that you literally plan to kill and eat your friends.

Not sure about your parties, Stiles.

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[studmuffin]

awh come on a cannibal party is THE party!

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[brobeforehos]

If you're Hannibal Lecter.

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[studmuffin]

MAYBE I AM!!!!!!