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[studmuffin]

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[lupusalpha]

Probably illegal?

What were you thinking, of making a snuff film?

[studmuffin]

No.

[ Stiles' hand stays on his chest, his eyes thoughtful. ] Just, you're really hot.

[lupusalpha]

Yeah, you keep saying that.

[studmuffin]

It's true. I've given myself sprain thinking about you.

[ TMI? Je ne regrette rien. ]

[lupusalpha]

You masturbate while thinking about me.

[studmuffin]

[ He grins and it's stupid and ridiculous. ]

You're the cause of my frustration.

[lupusalpha]

[He just rolls his eyes]

Great.

[studmuffin]

Maybe a little self-love would cheer you up, buddy.

[lupusalpha]

I take care of myself well enough.

[studmuffin]

[ Well now he's thinking about that. ]

[lupusalpha]

I can practically hear the blood rushing south.

[studmuffin]

Shut up.

[ The tips of his ears are burning. ]

[lupusalpha]

You brought this on yourself.

[studmuffin]

I regret everything.

[ He ends up sprawled backwards, looking up at the top of the cave. ] So if you were Batman this would totally be your comfort blanket.

[lupusalpha]

I prefer the deep woods.

[studmuffin]

Wolfman was a shitty film.

[lupusalpha]

I'm sorry, what?

[studmuffin]

It was! You'd be wolfman in the forest.

[lupusalpha]

I could stand up and leave you here.

[studmuffin]

Then I will become Nightwing.

[lupusalpha]

Robin.

[studmuffin]

Nightwing.

[lupusalpha]

Red Robin.

[He gets up, then.]

[studmuffin]

You're leaving?

[lupusalpha]

I was going to jump into the ocean.

[He's actually not kidding.]