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[lupusalpha]

I'm not a serial killer.

[Derek opens the bag of egg rolls.]

[studmuffin]

You totally have this aura about you. Of death and also murdering.

[ Clicking his chopsticks at him. ]

DW DIDN'T POST THIS B|

[lupusalpha]

Your dad let me go.

[JUST SAYING.]

DW YOU DICK

[studmuffin]

[ With his mouth full. ]

That doesn't mean I am going to buy into your innocence, bro.

[lupusalpha]

I've never killed anyone.

[He is just glaring, now.]

[studmuffin]

Uh.

Peter? Or does he not count because he rose from the dead like some gross pedophilic vampire? [ Not that he knows about the whole Lydia thing. ]

[lupusalpha]

Obviously.

[That's actually a sore spot.]

What do you mean pedophilic?

[studmuffin]

He's totally creepy, dude. [ And he totally tried to eat Stiles. ]

[lupusalpha]

He was a psychopath but he wasn't a pedophile.

[studmuffin]

He gets all touchy.

[ Sorry if he's insulting your family, Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

He touched you.

[Like the badtouch.]

[studmuffin]

[ OH WAIT.

EATING REALLY, REALLY FAST. Too fast to reply to you, sorry Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

Stiles.

[studmuffin]

This is delicious.

[ Holding up his carton. ] Want some?

[lupusalpha]

What did my uncle do?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT. His betas (well. Isaac, anyway) are alone with that creep as they speak.]

[studmuffin]

Nothing. There's like no need for dolls or anything. It's just he comes off as seriously weird.

[ Seductive. And it had made him feel terrified for a long while afterwards. ]

[lupusalpha]

[Quiet]

He didn't used to be.

[studmuffin]

Yeah.

[ Scuffing his toe against the floor. ] But you're nothing like him, so it's no excuse.

[lupusalpha]

Excuse for what?

[studmuffin]

How freaking awful he is.

[ It's almost a compliment, Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

Well if it makes you feel better I beat him up when he showed up at my house.

[Irritated.]

[studmuffin]

[ Surprisingly not so much. Especially because Derek needs to deal with his issues more healthily.

And for some reason he just don't want to admit that Peter offered him a chance at being special. He almost took it. He can't lie around Derek. ]

So what's your favourite food?

[lupusalpha]

What?

[studmuffin]

Dude, c'mon. Just because you're the goddamn Batman of Man Pain doesn't mean you don't have favourite stuff.

[lupusalpha]

[Silence]

Open-faced meatloaf sandwiches.

[Why is he saying this]