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[lupusalpha]

[He gets his head out of the fridge and look around - Isaac's off, somewhere, and Derek scowls]

Stiles? Stiles!

[studmuffin]

Jesus Christ, what?

[ Skidding into the kitchen. ] Are we under attack? Is there a murderous turkey? I don't think I can deal with a murderous turkey right now.

[lupusalpha]

We need eggs and milk.

[studmuffin]

And?

[ Seriously, Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

And I can't go get it.

You're going to have to.

[studmuffin]

Dude, no way. It's Christmas Eve. [ He is not braving the store, no way. :C ]

[lupusalpha]

That's why it has to be today. Nothing's open tomorrow.

[studmuffin]

Why do I have to go?

[lupusalpha]

[A terse silence]

I'm not allowed in the supermarket anymore.

[studmuffin]

[ Pausing. ]

Not ... allowed?

[lupusalpha]

Banned.

[studmuffin]

[ Fuck.

He's trying not to smirk. ] Why were you banned? I mean, I know most stores don't let hooligans in but.

[lupusalpha]

[Quiet.]

I beat someone up.

[studmuffin]

You --.

[ Fuck Derek, he was hoping you did something hilarious and not ... well, that. ]

Why?

[lupusalpha]

[Pause. Well.]

He made out with me. And was rude about it.

[studmuffin]

O-oh.

[ Oh god, Derek. :C ]

[lupusalpha]

Anyway.

You need to go.

I'll drive if it's a problem.