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[studmuffin]

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[lupusalpha]

[oh, lord, Stilinski.]

egg rolls.

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[studmuffin]

they should go deliciously with your dancing ppl and guests. ok i will b ovr soon

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[lupusalpha]

[You are so needy it's disgusting. But Derek doesn't reply, he just waits grumpily]

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[studmuffin]

[ He is not needy. He's just trying to bully you into a functioning memeber of society.

And he ends up knocking on the terrifying looking door. ] Grandmother?

[lupusalpha]

[Derek knew he was coming but let him knock anyway, and he opens it]

You know I'm not Scott, right?

[studmuffin]

No? [ He's carrying a whole ton of bags, Derek. Help him out here. ]

I could not have guessed.

[lupusalpha]

You don't have to socialize with me.

[He finally takes one. He got a coffeetable, too, it's used but not filthy.]

[studmuffin]

Sure.

[ Grinning as he places the bags on the table. Of course he's not listening. ]

[lupusalpha]

Are you listening?

[studmuffin]

Sure. You want to play the whole Morrissey thing and stay alone in your serial killer shack crying. That's totally not happening.

[ Slumping into the couch. ] Besides, I bought you food.

[lupusalpha]

I'm not a serial killer.

[Derek opens the bag of egg rolls.]

[studmuffin]

You totally have this aura about you. Of death and also murdering.

[ Clicking his chopsticks at him. ]

DW DIDN'T POST THIS B|

[lupusalpha]

Your dad let me go.

[JUST SAYING.]

DW YOU DICK

[studmuffin]

[ With his mouth full. ]

That doesn't mean I am going to buy into your innocence, bro.

[lupusalpha]

I've never killed anyone.

[He is just glaring, now.]

[studmuffin]

Uh.

Peter? Or does he not count because he rose from the dead like some gross pedophilic vampire? [ Not that he knows about the whole Lydia thing. ]

[lupusalpha]

Obviously.

[That's actually a sore spot.]

What do you mean pedophilic?

[studmuffin]

He's totally creepy, dude. [ And he totally tried to eat Stiles. ]

[lupusalpha]

He was a psychopath but he wasn't a pedophile.

[studmuffin]

He gets all touchy.

[ Sorry if he's insulting your family, Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

He touched you.

[Like the badtouch.]

[studmuffin]

[ OH WAIT.

EATING REALLY, REALLY FAST. Too fast to reply to you, sorry Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

Stiles.

[studmuffin]

This is delicious.

[ Holding up his carton. ] Want some?

[lupusalpha]

What did my uncle do?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT. His betas (well. Isaac, anyway) are alone with that creep as they speak.]